"I can't get in trouble. I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever the f**k I want." - Lindsay Lohan, 2007. Words to live by when you're reading Machiavelli's "The Prince" in the slammer, I suppose.
I can't even get into summarizing this story that led to Lohan's arrest earlier this week, but it includes ripe quotations like, "I wasn't driving. The black kid was driving."

I'm over LiLo and her movie that's going to bomb now that she's likely going to spend some time in jail. Send this girl to jail so all of us can get a break from Paris and LiLo for the rest of 2007.

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