Question, how could one of the hottest actresses in the history of mankind (Scarlett Johansson) possibly become not hot?

This is ridiculous.

I didn't think it was possible, but Scarlett Johansson might have taken herself out of not only my own personal, but media "top Hollywood hotties" lists by getting a cow nose ring.

Why Scarlett? Why? (click to enlarge)

While Scarlett threatened, this cow nose ring solidifies Rachel McAdams as my favorite.

Followed by Katie Cassidy from Black Christmas

And possibly the only singer that could get me to think about driving for 20 hours to see her in a city where there will be no other Asians to be seen for at least 100 miles, Carrie Underwood.

More of these pictures that somehow manage to make Scarlett Johansson not hot can be found here.