I knew that one day, my single day website hit record would be broken. That day was yesterday, August 14, 2007 (a record that has since been broken today, August 15, 2007).

What prompted this breaking of records?

Of all things... it was beef curtains.

Of all the reasons why my website would one day break its own record for popularity in a day, I never thought it would be a derogatory nickname for my favorite Hollywood celebrity, Lauren Conrad. I thought it might be an editorial I wrote, or perhaps a YouTube video I made. But no... just beef curtains.

So if you came here looking for answers, know that you're not alone and know that UrbanDictionary.com has your back.

So in honor of this record breaking day (even though the record is broken again as we speak), we continue tracking the keyword searches that bring visitors to DaveChung.com, which has apparently become an authority on beef curtain news.

And people thought reality TV was dead... If it's dead, beef curtains and people searching for pictures of Hell's Kitchen's Bonnie Muirhead are bringing it back to life.

Could whip up a tasty dish called beef curtains if asked.

All of The Hills/beef curtain related topics are highlighted in bold for August 14, 2007. Viva semi-scripted reality TV!

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