Mariner Moose runs over Boston Red Sox Outfielder Coco Crisp.

Looks very sorry. No need to beat the moose up, Crisp is ok.

Check out this video of a fan shooting the Mariner Moose going on a fun ride around the ballpark, only to get manhandled by who I believe to be a Red Sox coach or stadium groundskeeper after accidentally clipping Crisp. As a Red Sox fan, my heart still broke when I saw the man throw the Moose down to the ground and take off in the Moose's ATV.

I love stadium mascot fun.

As a Seattle transport, former Mariner Moose lover, and former Boston resident, I feel for you, Moose. Keep doing your thing (being a mascot, not hitting people with ATVs).