Seeing as many of today's visitors are coming to the site by searching for things related to Spencer Pratt's nickname for Lauren Conrad, "Beef Curtains," I went to urbandictionary.com so that we could get a definition and example of what the term means.

Definition: Big saggy pussy lips that can be brown or pink, and serves as a nice blanket for a cock on a cold wintry day.

Example: Being stuck in a blizzard, I was very thankful my girlfriend had her warm beef curtains to keep my dick from getting frost-bitten and fall off.

Thanks, Spencer Pratt and Urban Dictionary!