Whether we like it or not, Spencer Pratt has truly made "Beef Curtains" a vocabulary phenomenon after calling my beloved Lauren Conrad the less than flattering nickname. As previously posted, this was all started when Pratt posted the following message on his piss poor website (really, I feel like mine is better). But hey, the guy is getting a ton of traffic from it, so I can't really hate, even if it's at the expense of my favorite Hollywood personality.

I'm on Team LC on Facebook, but if it ever said "Lauren/'Beef Curtains'" on The Hills when Lauren comes on screen, I wouldn't be able to not laugh because this is so ridiculous.

“For all you Haters- Please feel free to Hate on me here on my blog/board were I actually read comments! I think it’s great place for people who can’t stand me to vent and get whatever they have to say off their chest! If it makes you feel better. But if you hate me because you think I ruined Lauren and Heidi friendship…you have your facts all wrong! Lauren ruined Heidi and Laurens friendship when she told Heidi that she could not be friends with her as long as she dated me…the fact is Lauren is in LOVE with Heidi…she used to scream at Heidi if she left her alone one night…she used to ask to get in bed with Heidi and I to cuddle in the mornings…believe what you want…when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person…she goes back to being the spoiled brat that made her famous on Laguna Beach…excuse me…the famous Boyfriend stealer. The funny thing to me is that she says we use her for attention…when she is the one in USWeekly this week talking about Heidi and I for 6 pages…talk about a desperate loser that needs to get her own relationship to worry about OR TALK ABOUT…I mean this girl has not had one functional relationship in her whole life and she is going to try and tell Heidi how to live her life and relationships!HA The LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer…who can’t even dress herself and look good…how is she going to design a line…ha…it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC… I only call her this because this is what people like Brody Jenner, Steven Coletti, and Jason Whaler all go around calling her…IT’S SAD that she destroyed the SEX TAPE that DID EXIST…because those BEEF CURTAINS would have made her real FAMOUS! I hate even talking about LC(BEEF CURTAINS) but she continues to talk about Heidi and I in all her interviews…so until she shuts her ugly mouth…I am going to continue to tell the world the truth about LC! This is a WARNING to LC… her dad aka JOE SIMPSON JR. , Manager, Agent, and Publisist that you better warn your client that she is starting a WAR that she doesn’t want…SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HEIDI AND MYSELF…because the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AND YOU DO NOT WANT HEIDI AND I TO TAKE A PUBLIC LIE DETECTOR TEST ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEEF CURTAINS…”

No beef curtains here...

For those of us coming to the site looking for answers, the most popular definition for beef curtains on urbandictionary.com is currently:

"n. the resulting low hanging, loose, flappy labia from muliple bangings of the female genitalia

Ex: 'I was doing this slut the other day and her beef curtains were hanging almost to her knees.'"

For fun, let's continue tracking the LC/Beef Curtains keyword searches that land people on my website as we gear up for The Hills Season 3, which kicks off on Monday night.

Here are the keyword searches for August 10th, 2007 that brought people to my site:

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Not Beef Curtains.

Also, not beef curtains, but Spencer Pratt has really created an Internet phenomenon.