Spencer Pratt's message board post on Lauren Conrad (who he affectionately refers to as "Beef Curtains")

From USMagazine.com (I voted for "Heidi break up with Spencer")

For all you Haters- Please feel free to Hate on me here on my blog/board were I actually read comments! I think it's great place for people who can't stand me to vent and get whatever they have to say off their chest! If it makes you feel better. But if you hate me because you think I ruined Lauren and Heidi friendship...you have your facts all wrong! Lauren ruined Heidi and Laurens friendship when she told Heidi that she could not be friends with her as long as she dated me...the fact is Lauren is in LOVE with Heidi...she used to scream at Heidi if she left her alone one night...she used to ask to get in bed with Heidi and I to cuddle in the mornings...believe what you want...when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person...she goes back to being the spoiled brat that made her famous on Laguna Beach...excuse me...the famous Boyfriend stealer. The funny thing to me is that she says we use her for attention...when she is the one in USWeekly this week talking about Heidi and I for 6 pages...talk about a desperate loser that needs to get her own relationship to worry about OR TALK ABOUT...I mean this girl has not had one functional relationship in her whole life and she is going to try and tell Heidi how to live her life and relationships!HA The LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer...who can't even dress herself and look good...how is she going to design a line...ha...it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC... I only call her this because this is what people like Brody Jenner, Steven Coletti, and Jason Whaler all go around calling her...IT'S SAD that she destroyed the SEX TAPE that DID EXIST...because those BEEF CURTAINS would have made her real FAMOUS! I hate even talking about LC(BEEF CURTAINS) but she continues to talk about Heidi and I in all her interviews...so until she shuts her ugly mouth...I am going to continue to tell the world the truth about LC! This is a WARNING to LC... her dad aka JOE SIMPSON JR. , Manager, Agent, and Publisist that you better warn your client that she is starting a WAR that she doesn't want...SO STOP TALKING ABOUT HEIDI AND MYSELF...because the TRUTH WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL AND YOU DO NOT WANT HEIDI AND I TO TAKE A PUBLIC LIE DETECTOR TEST ABOUT ALL THE THINGS WE KNOW ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BEEF CURTAINS...

Considering Spencer's forums combined probably pull less traffic than my own site, I'm happy he at least has a place to vent.

Feel the rain on your skin!

Even though Beef Curtains isn't a cute nickname, LC could make it work.